Dumb Cumpster 

1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum

“Shut up you fuckin dumb cumpster!”

Dumb Cumpster by Xiber June 14, 2008

Cumster 

A horny semi-terrorist gangster who decided to waste their time watching dirty porn.

A person who busts their nut harder than the attack of 9/11.

Former gangster member who fights for the government of America in foreign affairs missions

Those who founded Used Condoms Inc.

Those cumsters got swag.
Damn, that man is an official cumster.
Fuck.
They have explosive condoms!!

Cumster by perijstocia May 2, 2023

Cumpster 

A cum dumpster. One who loves jizz. Used more generally, a slut.

I can't believe Clayton married that cumpster.

Cumpster by twfitcwh November 19, 2011

cumpster 

A contraction of the phrase, "cum dumpster."

Also known as the hard drive where all the porn is stored.

Also known as Lopez

Dude that last 40 gigabytes filled up the cumpster

cumpster by Thor Heyerdahl March 12, 2004

Cumpster 

A cum dumpster or slut.

A slut or "harlet" can often to reffered to a a cumpster or cumster.

Cumpster by qwertyuioiuytrew June 3, 2010

cumster dumpster 

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy

" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

cumster dumpster by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020

Cumlesterol 

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

Cumlesterol by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017