commuterection

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.

I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection

by precid June 21, 2005

commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).

Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?

by Dietrich September 3, 2007

commuter gang

Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.

"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG

by thedofc December 1, 2010

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

commuterection

An unintentional, likely undesired erection caused by the wide range of vibrations encountered while riding public transportation.

Due to the questionable state of the train tracks between stations Chabanel and Parc, Jeremy received a raging commuterection and was forced to hold an umbrella in front of his crotch.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.

Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022

Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.

I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022