dick cummings

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014

William Cumming

A very attractive male who loves to tech deck.

You're such a William Cumming!

by 09876543q March 20, 2023

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021