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young,dumb,and full of cum

adj.:describes a young,particularly enthusiastic yet unintelligentprostitute.
"Man...THIS bitch?Young,dumb,an' fulla cum!!!"

"Cartman's mom is young,dumb,and full of cum."

"Young,dumb,and full of cum?.....Hmmm......oh-Paris Shilton!!!!"
by Rezzy2classy August 13, 2006
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you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick
Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum
by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016
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young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
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Eat your cum

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.
by JrGruntly October 21, 2008
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You Scared The Cum out of Me

Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me
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did you cum?

i did not did you cum?
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
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