A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"
"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
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A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
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Get the cuddlefucker mug.The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014
Get the Cuddle Bear mug.The act of standing out either in public or in a private stance with another person and letting out a fierce warcry, demanding immediate cuddling.
1. A man and woman are lying together in bed. Suddenly the woman gets up and makes herself likely to go to the bathroom. Suddenly the man lets out a fierce cuddlecry: "CROOOAAARGHH!". The woman immediately halts, and returns to bed to cuddle.
2. "Man, I was in dire need of some cuddling yesterday, so I went down to the pub, jumped on the counter and let out a deep cuddlecry. To my surprise I was thrown out on my ass in a very un-cuddly manner."
2. "Man, I was in dire need of some cuddling yesterday, so I went down to the pub, jumped on the counter and let out a deep cuddlecry. To my surprise I was thrown out on my ass in a very un-cuddly manner."
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Get the Cuddlecry mug.When an individual is sleeping in bed and rolls over to cuddle with their partner, but the partner rolls away prompting the cycle to continue until there is no more bed left.
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