Coddlenanner

One whom nan's the coddle.

Can also be used to replace any noun.

Dude, what the coddlenanner are you doing?!?

Sam, how are you doing today?
Well Amy, today was payday so i'm feeling pretty coddlenanner!

by lameisthename April 3, 2013

CUDDLEAR

The Spanish verb for: TO CUDDLE

Let's go home and cuddlear un poco

by KJKJJJJJJJJJJ June 30, 2018

cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum

When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.

by I failed english November 21, 2010

Cuddlegasm

When you involuntarily make a "meep" like noise while cuddling with a person. This is generally caused by loving the person so much that your pretty much just can't control it. Some sticky residue may secrete from genitals as well. If so, this is sad, but at least your sensitive.

While we were cuddling, I cuddlegasmed and she called me a fag

by TKapfer December 27, 2009

cuddletarian

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.

1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."

by Wiktor May 29, 2008

cuddleton

A cuddly creature, whether domestic or wild, possibly a woodland creature.

aww cuddleton you're so fluffy!!

by cuddleton July 7, 2008

muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012