cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017

cucumbe

when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else

thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe

by boyys May 5, 2018

Cucumber

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household

Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.

by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018

Cucumbered

When someone 'plays it cool'.

He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...

by android81 December 17, 2014

Cucumber

The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.

Look at that cucumber on the fields.

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

cucumber cucumber cock

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...

by supplecheeks June 9, 2007

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003