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Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.
"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"
by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009
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Ice Cubing

The act of performing fellatio(oral sex) on a man while holding one or more ice cubes in your mouth to create a tantalizing hot/cold sensation. For a variation; Mentos, or any other mint, or Pop Rocks candy, or a sip of champagne can be substituted for ice cubes.
Guy: Dude! Nora was ice cubing my dick last night, it was awesome!

Dude: Man, that shit just gives me goose bumps!
by Ms. Baby Gurl March 22, 2009
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Cubing

The official term for solving a Rubik's Cube, or anything similar, like a 2x2, 4x4, Pyraminx, Megaminx, and any puzzle made buy Rubik's. ESPN classified cubing as an actual sport.
Person 1: Dude, do you even play a sport?
Person 2: Yeah man, I do cubing.
by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014
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Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy
Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010
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clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.
Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.
by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017
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Cubing

The act of solving or attempting to solve a twisty puzzle (ex: a Rubik's cube)
My best puzzle for cubing is the megaminx
by Ultimatecuber June 7, 2016
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Culture Clubbing

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.
"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS
by mud00 September 29, 2010
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