cryptocuck

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

cryptopsy

A brutal death metal band from Canada.

"Next on the Headbanger's Ball is a video from Cryptopsy."

by Bob October 22, 2003

cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

CryptoBully

Someone who has baby legs, to say they have chicken legs is a understatement

Your such-a cryptoBully, do some leg presses, Jesus

by Muppers July 6, 2021

cryptopunk

Person who knows how to use cryptocurrency, is familiar with anonymizing protocols and tools.

Jason is such a cryptopunk, he set up his own tor node!

by cthulabot December 6, 2013

cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.

I just cryptopsied that car....

by Lara October 22, 2003