Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
by Supersadface July 27, 2008
Get the crybate mug.Overhype football player that cried after ghosting a match vs Morocco in FIFA World Cup - Qatar 2022. His tears fulfill the stadium tunnel and make cleaning service staffs working overtime.
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Get the Crynaldo mug.Devilman Crybaby is an anime that will make you sob for hours. It's a sad gay story. It has boobs in it, twice. Also a cum ceiling.
person 1: Have you seen Devilman Crybaby?
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
person 2: Yes, I have been crying, slamming pillows, throwing things, hugging plushies for hours on end!
person 1: Let's sob together next time.
by Misa Amane is my babe January 1, 2022
Get the Devilman Crybaby mug.Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
by jimchach February 6, 2005
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Get the Crybag mug.Gaming terminology to describe a person who has become irritated or enraged enough by their opponent's gameplay (usually while suffering defeat) to start whining and/or trash talking.
This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.
2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
by sundayisover December 26, 2010
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