Intellectual Crush

Distinguishing between a "nerd" crush and typical "crush". Characterized by love of their mind, independent of their body or physical attraction. Can refer to person of same gender or opposite sex. Term is platonic in nature. Admiration of their unattainable intellectual or academic skill/thought process/insight, to a level of raw mental magnetism. In context, meant as a true and genuine compliment and can be used between friends or colleagues.

He is so damn clever, funny, and quick; he is by far one of my top intellectual crushes.

by TheOneWhoWishes October 16, 2012

crusader kings 2

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

by kod15 January 26, 2014

Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Crush

A secret burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special, with whom there's low or no chances at all of being a couple.

I can't walk straight when I see her, i might have gotten a crush on her.

by WarHammer97 April 28, 2016

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

by rocksigneous July 30, 2009

Daddy crush

Infatuation by a young woman (early to mid 20s) on a much older man in a position of authority. She may or may not be consciously aware of it. It can lead to irrational inexplicable behavior.

Wow, Jenny has such a daddy crush on her professor, but isn't even aware of it.

by mothergrogan November 13, 2009

crushcrushcrush

created by the song "crushcrushcrush" by Paramore. An intense heartbreak feeling after a love.

"crushcrushcrush. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."

by hornmeister November 26, 2007