cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.

Stop looking at my cratches bitch.

by dj32089 November 1, 2008

crutchless panties

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007

crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 18, 2005

crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

by cloud01 January 24, 2015

Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003