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Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged
Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!
by Jahamez May 7, 2019
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crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae
What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified
by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018
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crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.
I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.
by John L Foster May 9, 2005
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Crunchified

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!
by illusionest666 January 14, 2008
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Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.
Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003
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crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.
Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!
by hotflmomma February 22, 2013
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Crackified

When something looks like crack but isn't
Person 1: *sees an object that looks like crack* Is that crack?!?!?!
Person 1: *gets closer* oh nvm, I just got crackified
by Rajan, Master of Econ January 30, 2019
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