chunneling

To Chunnel, Chunneling is the sexual practice of defecating inside a toilet roll, then inserting that toilet roll into a person, and having sex with that toilet roll whilst it's inside them.

It is commonly used around Maidstone and other areas in Kent in particular, and is named after the Channel Tunnel, because the act of chunneling looks a bit like a car going into the Channel Tunnel.

He deserves a good chunneling for that.

by eggsbag October 7, 2012

Crueling

Crueling is someone who believes in faggotism and goes around calling people faggots. He makes people rage on a block game and make them hackusate him. He is a God at pvp. He makes 8 year olds cry and call him cruel over minecraft. He also has a skill for bedwars. Its also a personality disorder, it makes the person psycho and loco. Here are some comments that people have said:

Omggg crueling is cheating omggg he doesnt know how to pvp
Fuck crueling man he is so annoying

by Faggots of jartex network ww July 3, 2020

MIC (mental issues counseling)

Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.

Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!

Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)

by Sassyswede February 24, 2021

cunelingus

the act or expression of sticking your toungue in a females genital area...IE. eating her out...if u hafta look this up u dont deserve to be fucking anyways!

Performing cunelingus can transmit various STDs, such as the common cold, or asphyxiation, or starvation.

by Sev August 28, 2003

snapchat counseling

When a friend (typically female) rants to you (typically male) about their problems on Snapchat, and expects you to fix their problems.

Dan: Why does Ashley keep messaging you?
Andrew: She thinks I can fix her problems for her. I'm tired of all these girls asking me for Snapchat counseling.

by LegendaryMarcus October 7, 2019

Power Crunking

Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunk extremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?! Coming to my place, Power Crunking and leavin like that, ima beat that nigga down tommorow. He even drank the Bailey's!"

by Captin M July 18, 2006

crunking

crunking is when you snort a line of cocaine and get some on your finger, then you rub it on your gums in your mouth.

i'm crunking this caine.

by SIT ON MY FACE June 14, 2008