Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.

Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate

by Doctor.R November 17, 2010

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muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

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Crocopile

An orgy consisting of individuals wearing crocs. When a group of persons sporting crocs agree to have an orgy. They wear nothing but the crocs, of which are of a various assortment of bright and irritating colours. It looks really silly.

Andy: I heard you went to an orgy. I'm jealous!
Rob: Dude, it was a crocopile. I barely escaped with my life!
Andy: Holy shit!

by Jet_Al0ne January 14, 2013

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