Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

crotchups

Dirty underwear, stepped out of and left crotch facing up on the floor.

Hey, your girlfriend left a pair of crotchups on the bathroom floor, they looked nasty, a real petri dish, you better throw those puppies out before they crawl away.

or..
Dirty Joe came by last night to use the shower, filthy bastard left a pair of crotchups on the floor, gross! he really needed a shower by the look of those things, they were radioactive.

by NZJohn December 20, 2011

crotchulism

A disease riddled Johnson or Poonani that emits odiferous waves of toxic stank.

Bitch, I wasn't about to suck his dick. His downstairs smelled like crotchulism.

by Gabe Ryan September 22, 2016

crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

by Spax February 23, 2006

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

by Erufalion November 2, 2004