The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006
Get the Davey Crocket mug.Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.
Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?
Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!
Victim: What the F!?
Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!
Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!
Victim: What the F!?
Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!
Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006
Get the Davy Crockett mug.When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"
The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.
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Get the Crockety mug.Killing a bear before one's fourth birthday. Comes from the Ballad of Davy Crockett, which states that Davy "kilt him a b'ar bear when he was only three."
"As five-year-old Amos stood over the body of the ferocious grizzly, he knew he would always regret failing the Davy Crockett Challenge"
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Get the davy crockett challenge mug.(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.
Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect
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