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Cromp

A word used casually in conversation to alienate someone who does not understand how to use it.
It is a universal adjective or verb (adv. form "Crompedly"), which can mean literally anything, from "run" to "stinky" etc. and the meaning of the word is to be deciphered from the context of the sentence.
Note: The adjective form is "Cromp", not "Cromped" or "Cromping", because the latter two (when spoken) just sound like you're replacing the word "Fuck".
That jacket doesn't look that cromp, man.

I fuckin' CROMPED my way to the gym today; I almost ran a red light.

Duuude... this weed is totally cromping my mind.

Come on, I'm in a hurry; can you do that more crompedly?

Did you just cromp yourself?

What the hell? Jeremy's in the hospital. He's so fucking cromp right now. I'll start looking for a eugoogalizor.
by WHATWHATWHATWHAT September 27, 2011
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Crompton

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.
"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"
by Timeq2 December 27, 2009
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Cromplet

Person one and person two are cromplets
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Nick Crompton

A type of mammal that is on his earth,

"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"
Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"
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Nick Crompton

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.
"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"
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Compherism

anything said by Daniel Compher that could be a euphemism for something; related to "that's what she said", except this is "that's what Compher said"
Compher: "Alright, guys. I want you to make the judges WET with that big D. I want the entire front three rows to be in the splash zone when you soak them!"

Kenny: "Dude, can you say Compherism?"
by kenjitsu September 27, 2009
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comphy

Dam that bed is comphy
by Frank Hibbs December 15, 2007
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