Crocodile Death Roll 

When partaking in anal sex, the person receiving the package squeezes their asshole really tight and proceeds to do a barrel roll-like motion.

While Gary was ass humping his wife, he accidentally called out Bruce Willis' name, so his wife gave him a Crocodile Death Roll.

Crocodile Death Roll by Yum--cake balls March 20, 2011

Crocodile Smile 

A fake smile, or insincere approval. This smile is given with deception or sarcasm in mind instead of true happiness or good-will.

A sly or sinister smirk. While a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. Popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.

Similar to "Crocodile Tears", exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.

Although he was blissfully employed, Barry borrowed $500 from his friend Joe and slipped him a "Crocodile Smile".

Joe: So, you need a loan to fix your car?
Barry: Yeah, things are rough.
Joe: What's with the "Crocodile Smile"? Is there something you're not telling me Barry?
Barry: Ugh.

Crocodile Smile by kingphilip2 March 13, 2012

crocodile funhouse 

Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.

John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.

crocodile funhouse by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016

Crocodile Wank 

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.

Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.

Crocodile Wank by Tyamm January 6, 2017

Crocodile Smiles 

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

Crocodile Smiles by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

crocodile mudslinger 

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

crocodile mudslinger by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Crocodile Humper 

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

Crocodile Humper by Oorwlly January 20, 2023