Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

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Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

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percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017

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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

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As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

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Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba

“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”

by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018

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crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

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chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

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