jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013

Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.

guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates

by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021

Happy Violent Crimes Day

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.

Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.

by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009

War Crimes

The thing that countries involved in the war can't go 5 seconds without committing during war times.

"Countries do love committing war crimes during war times. Especially Japan and the USA during WWII."

by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022

critsit

Critical Situation especially as it relates to computer software and hardware support.

I called Microsoft premier support and they sat on my issue for two days until they marked the case a critsit...then a team of S.W.A.T. nerds busted through the window of the computer room.

by yote January 14, 2009

smiles and cries

Noun. The good and bad of life. You have to have some of one to appreciate the other. For every smile, you cry about something else. And for every cry, you will have something to smile about later.

It was a tough day when we lost the recording contract. That's smiles and cries for you. Things will get better soon.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

Cites Des Jeunes

One of the hardest (if not the hardest) hoods in all of Canada. Much like what (compton) is to the united states. Produced many great emcees suck as Eazy Iz.

Whenever i drive through Cites Des Jeunes, i keep my doors locked and my head down.

by Young J-Key February 24, 2009