Clitoference

The Lesbian Equivalent Of Cockblocking

Jennifer and Ashley frequently had time alone but her roommate mike kept on running Clitoference and ruined any chances they had to have sex.

by AlexanderTheXIV May 26, 2012

Christoper Meloni

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.

Christoper Meloni is hot.

by torrentia July 10, 2006

Christofer Drew

The absolute hottest man in the world(sorta)
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!

Christofer Drew sang Bigcitydreams, making me moist.

by Vegas Violence May 24, 2009

Kristofer

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

by munchkin28 July 18, 2009

Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.

I want to be like cristopher

by tafer April 4, 2018

Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

by anonymous January 3, 2021