Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

King Crimson

A King Crimson moment is where times seems to be erased

example:
*Goes to bed at 8:10*
*closes eyes for what feels like a second*
*opens eyes and it's now 8:20*
"I just got King Crimsoned"

by the ramble man September 24, 2019

Crissaegrim

The strongest weapon, in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night at least. Tears through everything like nothing.

The Crissaegrim tore through Dracula like a hot chainsaw through butter.

by gameforce November 17, 2011

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

crisco demon

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".

"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."

by Scroto Saggins September 5, 2005

crimson jager

A male who feels homosexual tendencies while playing video games, preferably Call Of Duty.

Bro I think Ben was being a crimson jager last night. This addiction is getting to his head.

by 1111toga September 20, 2016

King Crimson

Progressive rock band led by guitar/Mellotron virtuoso Robert Fripp. Stretched both the language and structure of rock into the realms of jazz and classical, while avoiding pop and psychedelic sensibilities.
The absense of mainstream compromises and lack of an overt sense of humour lead to their downfall.

King Crimson are one of the more defiant progressive rock bands to come out of the 1960's. Others include Pink Floyd, Yes and The Soft Machine.

by Aqualung March 13, 2005