Cristiano Ronaldo

The One true Kryptonian and the Only GOAT, Machinist u call it .

Did you watched Juventus vs Atletico yesterday , Cristiano Ronaldo is a freak of nature

by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

cristian

A common mexican name. Is a person that is very cool, funny a great friend. He will always put a smile on your face. He likes to play sports and is ready for anything. He is well know for having a very large d**k and very good in sex. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He is also a hustler, sexy and has ideas that can make a lot of money. Other then that a great person

" Hey that guy is very cool. His being a cristian"
Hey cristian!!! lets go see some strippers"
Linda: Wow last night i was with cristian and he was a animal"
Girl: "Hey cristian, you sexy man are you going to bring your special friend tonight"
"That guy is such a cristian"

by cris23/\ March 19, 2010

cristian

a dude that is blesses with a lovely and sweet family and is always surrounded by great pals and awesome friends. He will never be left alone in this crazy world. ironically, he always insist on being strong and independent. a strong dude that has a great world of his own.

a: who is that ?
b: that is cristian
a: shit i just jizz in my pants

by longforattention April 11, 2010

cristian carranza

piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.

fuck him he's such a cristian carranza.

by longdickkkkk June 4, 2016

Cristian

Cristian is one of the best people to talk too, he will make your heart race when u see him and your heart stop with his smile. He always seems to be able to make almost anyone laugh at any given time his not like other guys his loyal to his girl and would do anything to keep her happy, overall His a hot , sweet, loyal guy that will take your breath away if u get a Cristian in your life don’t lose them u won’t get them back.

(Cristian and some girl talking)
Girl thinking his such a good person to talk to

by Yeet_es_the_fetis November 14, 2019

Cristian

two cool for the h

cristian’s are just too cool for the h

by exposer456 April 27, 2020