crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

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crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

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cristerna

a not so common Hispanic last name. commonly mistaken as cristina when read aloud but it is not it is cristerna.

Josh:"dude did you see anissa? She changed alot over the summer"
Alex:"which Anissa?"
Josh:"Anissa Cristerna"
Alex:"retard, thats my girlfriend"

by anissamc June 21, 2008

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CHIPSTER

A hipster who creates 8-bit "chip" music using sounds from video games (Nintendo Gameboy, etc.)

"Dude, Are you going to Blipfest this year?"

"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."

*farts*

by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008

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chipster

-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.

That Lincoln Park chipster is such a poser, he doesn't even listen to indie music.

by AndyK August 13, 2006

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