crumpoliosis

the word on the streets is that crumpoliosis is virus, in which, when one is infected, has an ultimate attraction to beautiful people.

apparently i have crumpoliosis, which explains why i have a big fat crush on lady jesse...

by crumplika March 3, 2011

crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

by Secret04 June 4, 2016

crimpulated

The thing is fucked. Don't work etc

That cunts crimpulated. Useless fucking thing is crimpulated

by Fuck me handsone February 26, 2017

crimpo

A crusted individual. A bit flakey.

*in Australian accent* "golly, he was a real crimpo..!"

by MrsSpriggs July 27, 2017

Crimpo

You are sexually attracted to a fridge

Shogempendar I am crimpo

by Shogem May 26, 2021

Crimple Crampers

long ass toes

my brother has crimple crampers

by Long toes 😫 June 7, 2022

crimpled

fuck the shit outta someone in slightly ''''friendly'''' way

crimpled

by imakeweirddefinitions September 4, 2023