creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

creaming in my pants. by creaming March 24, 2010

Creaming the salad 

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

Creaming the salad by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Creamie Weamie 

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.

Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.

Creamie Weamie by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021

Creamie 

An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime

1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”

Creamie by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii 

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii by Professor TBD August 26, 2021

creaming the corn 

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

creaming the corn by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009

ice-creaming 

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

ice-creaming by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007