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craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 23, 2007
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craft herpes

Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.

There are many forms of craft herpes, including:

+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off

+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.

+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"

+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"

+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011
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Craffee

Chris Pirillo's word for crappy coffee.
I made a cup of craffee.
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crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
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Get on the crafting table

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craft beer-d

The large beard worn by craft beer drinkers, generally accompanied by tattoos, piercings, a shaved head and/or a big belly. Often contains the faint smell of bacon and free trade coffee.
His craft beer-d let me know he was a man who could sit for long periods.
by obiwankengoldi September 9, 2016
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Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe
by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019
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