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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Cooking the crawfish

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night
by Wilco264 May 5, 2023
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Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.
Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.
by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022
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Crawfishing

When a man lies to you about his penis size
He was crawfishing Lakell, the dick pick he sent to him was fake
by Little Chola March 15, 2022
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crawfish head

A person that really loves Crawfish a lot
Back in New Orleans they called me crawfish head because i loved crawfish a lot.
by crawfish_head03 November 23, 2016
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crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.
he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.
by syurp0slide May 26, 2022
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