crawdaddy

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

Crawdadding

The act of consuming a large amount of crawfish, usually 10 or more pounds, then going down on a girl, resulting in an intense burning sensation comparable to that of using Trojan Fire & Ice.

Bill loves crawdadding me in the Salvo’s bathroom, it makes my toes curl!

by guynamedfrancis April 22, 2021

crawdadhole

A hole where you fish for crawdads.

A woman's vagina. (Crawdadhole)

by The Group (NY) October 3, 2007

crawdaddys

This word coming from the irish for wide open plains of acres of empty space forever untouched by the trod of human feet.

Clare island is a real "Crawdaddys". You could walk all around and not meet one person

by roughan June 18, 2004

crawdaddy

A gay man with a beautiful body and an ugly face.

Like Crawfish if you take off the head you have something to work with.

Joe hooked up with this crawdaddy last night, he covered his head with a paper bag and went to town.

by J.J. Westcott September 5, 2007

Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005