claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.

Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.

by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006

claptrapocracy

I can find no dictionary definitions for this word but I believe the intended meaning is government by inept individuals spouting nonsense.

A similar word to kakistocracy, which is in the dictionary: "government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state".

"Ireland isn't really a utopia – it's just its neighbour is a gurning claptrapocracy". Headline in the Guardian 29th July 2020.

by Donald Trump III July 29, 2020

craptrap

1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.

I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.

by Cfire January 20, 2016

claptrap

A person who is prone to catching Chylamidia, or one whose sexual hygiene (or lack thereof) is questionable.

Minh is such a claptrap! That's his second name.

by not claptrap March 8, 2008

craptrap

the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"

The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.

by charlie gone bad January 18, 2009

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

by aliencockdock December 5, 2022

carstraphobic

when riding down the interstate and the car in the left lane is ahead of the car in the right lane but not enough to pass. Therefore you find yourself boxed in with cars all around you.

Honey get your face out of my lap! This clown in the fast-lane is holding up traffic, i'm getting carstraphobic and losing my bubby.

by deltamike34 July 11, 2011