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oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha
When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.
by Eat a dick February 20, 2004
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Cramped

Top of the line, luxurious, very detailed and expensive.
My new jacket is cramped
by D-Nice January 8, 2005
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Crammed her Dinner

Anal sex, the act of penetrating ones asshole
Crammed her Dinner ... i really crammed christina's dinner last night
by skankhobag February 19, 2008
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crapped-out

phrasal verb. The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway.
Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.
by thunderc July 21, 2008
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crapped the bed

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
by Big B November 19, 2003
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Cramped

Even the pacific ocean is too cramped
by gdog35263 December 14, 2010
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Crammed

After preforming a Wet Danny (Posted by Nicky Caesar & Vinnie Cazzo) to add the crammed effect you must do some things. First you must push your penis up into the womens vagina very hard to put her in a vertical position. After that you must get on top of the toilet seat and push her downwards with the continueos thrusts of your penis. You shall not be able to get her far into the toilet but as far as you can get. Now she is quite crammed into the toilet. Now you must flush you toilet and you can add some effect by pissing on her or shitting on her. If you piss on her you can call it a Easily Sliding Cram, and if you shit on her it can be called a Rash Cram.
I asked a prostitute to come over to my house for some hardcore annahilation. She agreed and when she got there, i crammed her nicely.
by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
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