crapite

a zombie of crap

crapite the zombie from hell

by j March 26, 2003

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

Crapitalism

What everyone calls it as soon as you bring twenty candy bars to class.

Capitalism? More like crapitalism!

by gela-kela July 24, 2021

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Omg why is that girl such a crapit I honestly cant

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapital

Money spent and wasted on useless crap. a play on the words Capital and Crap

A whole lot of crapital went into that project

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

Crapitalism

Children start school as equals.

Children leave school on different levels.

However, they are all children.

Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.

Doctors cure illness.

Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.

Stop the child abuse.

We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.

EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️

Crapitalism

by Heyyyyyyyyy February 06, 2022

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 07, 2016