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stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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Crankle

Crease left in your ankle by socks or tapered pants. Not to be confused with Cankles
Damn son your socks are too tight, you got mad crankles
by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011
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Crankles

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.
"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"
by Gemilie August 14, 2006
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Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.
John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"
by Original Cranker April 14, 2011
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crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter
check out the crankles on that bloater
by darkman69 October 27, 2008
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Crankerdoodle

When your dog steps on your pp and it twist around then becomes a churro and then coby brian slam dunks a foot ball into idubz face and then you take your pet cat to dog school and your pet lizard gets fat and eats Mr. K.
Awww digity darn Ive got me a crankerdoodle yum :)
by catunga April 14, 2019
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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
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