craftsman

a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.

by Sean Dolan June 12, 2003

craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.

1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.

by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007

craygasm

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.

"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"

by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

CraftersMagic

Sexy beast that makes hot YouTube videos.

CraftersMagic.

by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018

The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019

Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.

by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011

craptasmashitical

Adjective to describe a movie so poorly concived and implemented that no other word will suffice.

"Wow. The trailer for Pixar's 'Cars' looks quite craptasmashitical."

by heroTop November 5, 2004