crackulatin

When a crack head, or junkie, is trying to figure out much money they'll get for drugs of some stuff they are trying to pawn or sell. To see if its worth goin to cluck it...

Person 1:"what are you up to?"
Person 2: "Nothin just crackulatin these dvd's, n figure out if it'll be enough to score a stash...."

by BeautifulDiva January 15, 2010

crackinated

Something having added crack cocaine too esp. coffee.

"Terry needs to switch to de-crack if he's ever gonna be calm enough to sit through the board meetings.", "How do you like your coffee? Crackinated or de-crackinated?"

by Roger the First April 13, 2007

chickulated

a boy changing sex to a girl

I chickulated myself

by Mbros456 February 24, 2009

crackigate

(verb) When the sides of underwear (non-thong) move and migrate to your butt crack giving you a wedgy.

She decided to wear thongs because normal panties always crackigate on her.

by BuddhaDuder August 14, 2011

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

claculate

To spell calculate like a dumbass

Person 1: "hey man can I borrow your advanced mathematical computator? I need to claculate a differential equation"
Person 2: "it's calculate dumbass"

by IIvanillariceII September 7, 2019

cockulater

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.

oh no my cockulater it broke

by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021