craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

cantastic

Really nice tits and/or ass on a girl.

That girl is really cantastic!

by Jay Powers July 16, 2004

clamtastic

a way of describing an profoundly enjoyable session of cunnilingus, whether from the giver or the reciever.

him: "man, that was clamtastic..."

her: " fuckin' A, it was..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

rabtastic

to act or be anything like the arabic terrorists anywhere in the world, or just any douchebag arab anywhere.

dude, that guy was being all rabtastic yesterday, then he blew himself up

quit being rabtastic you douchebag

by capt. jew January 18, 2008