Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up

Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down

by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

Jacksonville Crab Shack

Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.

Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.

by JDaddy Holt April 22, 2008

crapsack

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements

Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.

by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006

Crabshacking

Storing several loads of semen inside your vagina, until it begins to smell like the ocean or seaside, then trying to put that vagina on someone's face.

Man: What smells like a fish market?
Woman: I'm Crabshacking you when we get home!

by Tostig_the_Bastard September 2, 2014

cramshack

to jack up really bad

hey on saturday at midnight lets go cramshack lisa's house

by girlwholovestoshop! November 11, 2009

Crapsackular

An adjective. It refers to a particular thing being of the the form, a 'crapsack'. a crapsack is a sack filled with crap. Cracpsackular is used to define the awesomeness of something. Crapsackular, means that that something is really quite shit.

Wow, i just went and saw the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" and let me tell u... It was mighty crapsackular!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012