Crabbing

When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"
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Crabs

A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.
by Marla Singers vagina December 10, 2009
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Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.
Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.
by (name goes here) July 31, 2006
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banging that slut was worth getting crabs
by Stupid Flanders December 02, 2005
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crab

when you are rowing and your shaft gets stuck in the water causing the oar to stay in place. basically get hit by the oar when you catch a crab. Crabs can range from small hits that don't hurt much to an ejection crab were you are shot out of the boat.
Did you see that kid he made his boat lose because he caught a crab

Did you see him catch the ejection crab it shot him straight out of the boat haha
by waaaa man June 03, 2010
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Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee
by lightpost July 19, 2006
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The Crab

'The Crab' is a outrageous dance move that involves putting your legs over your shoulders and then walking/dancing on you hands. The move gets it name since it is really only possible to move sideways while attempting the move. Best performed as a final move to sink opponents in a particularly dirty B-Boy battle. Do not use it to early in the night because people may not be ready and can become offended.

First made popular by it's inventor B-boy 'Willie Wicks' a now retired B-boy. Who vows never go 'Crabbing' again.

Warning: This move requires above average flexibility and can cause embarrassing failures if not treated with respect.
Wow did you see that dude pull out the Crab on the dance floor last night?
by Dance historian February 19, 2010
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