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Insufferable Attention Coworker 

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
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coworkership 

The relationship between coworkers.
I'm in a really healthy coworkership with Samiyah.
coworkership by wordslut2317 November 17, 2017

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.
Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u
your coworker Bob by mrkia August 6, 2020

that one co worker 

thattttt one person that ruins your life by stealing your wife
That one co worker, CKRajaKA THE TING GOES PA PAKAKAKA BOOM
that one co worker by YouRe pseudonym September 26, 2017

Coworker 

Your child or pet who you now spend your working hours with due to COVID-19. Typically this person or pet in inconsiderate to you doing your work.
I need to reschedule the Zoom meeting because my coworker is refusing to nap.
Coworker by 123jokesonme May 11, 2020
That funny mf you work with
I wouldn’t be able to survive my job without my coworkery.
coworkery by Coworkery November 24, 2021

Coworkers 

People who chill and talk shit about you while you are working your ass off
My coworkers pissed me off today.
Coworkers by StarPhi December 6, 2021