by Giryhhfggdh January 30, 2021
Get the cousin fucker mug.Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022
Get the Cousin Fucker mug.A condition in which you can't do anything fun with your friends because your wife's family is in town and your kids "have to spend quality time" with their cousins.
Sorry Kevin. I'd love to come over and watch pre-season 49ers football but I am so cousinfucked this weekend. Maybe we can watch something next week after April and the girls leave town.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. August 9, 2025
Get the cousinfucked mug.by Bitch ass cousin fucker March 4, 2018
Get the bitch ass cousin fucker mug.ADJ. (cuz*en*fuck*EE) Describing an individual who either has the APPEARANCE of one who has fucked their cousin, or one who has ACTUALLY fucked their cousin. A noun having the look of something that a cousinfucker would own, wear, or otherwise be associated with (like specific towns or specific mobile home communities). Having an inbred-type look.
- "You need to cut your hair. That mullet is getting a little too cousinfucky."
- "I can't believe you're actually wearing overalls. How cousinfucky are you?"
- "These back-road-towns are all so cousinfucky"
- "The remake of "Black Christmas" went a little to heavy with the cousinfucky back story"
- Joe Dirt
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Rob Zombie
- Edgar Allen Poe
- John C. Reilly
- The Ozzbournes
- DELIVERANCE
- "I can't believe you're actually wearing overalls. How cousinfucky are you?"
- "These back-road-towns are all so cousinfucky"
- "The remake of "Black Christmas" went a little to heavy with the cousinfucky back story"
- Joe Dirt
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Rob Zombie
- Edgar Allen Poe
- John C. Reilly
- The Ozzbournes
- DELIVERANCE
by [usbdt]dONjUAN November 25, 2011
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