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Joel Courtney 

Joel Courtney is an amazing actor who had the lead role of Joe Lamb in Super 8. He is a very talented and awesome guy and everyone loves him!!
guy 1: Hey did you see that movie Super 8 with Joel Courtney?

guy 2: Oh yeah that movie was so mint! And Joel is a great actor!
Joel Courtney by big_fan August 1, 2011

Courtney 

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1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.

2. Another word for perfection.

3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Courtney is everything to me.
Courtney by KryptoKnight19 October 16, 2009

Courtnei 

A girl that will take your breath away with her beauty :)
Bob: Whoa dude are you having a heart attack??
Billy: No, Courtnei just looked at me and my heart stopped
Courtnei by John8745 March 12, 2012

Courtney Jo 

A very exciting girl, who will always keep you wanting more. When you're with her, you want her bad, and when you're not with her, you'll do anything to get where she's at. This girl has the ability to be cute, sexy, funny, smart, beautiful, and witty all at once. I just want her. All the time. She makes me a better person.
"That Courtney Jo girl, man, she's just, crazy"
"I know man, i sit in class and just stare at her."

"she is too fine, and everything I would ever want in a chick"
Courtney Jo by Sonnnypop April 26, 2012

Courtney 

Courtney is a Goof goofy goof ass goofer
Courtney by Hunterdodson0 March 31, 2020

Courtney Love

Vocalist and guitarist in the band Hole, who has also gone on to have a solo career. She was married to Nirvana singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain.
Unfairly hated by zealous Nirvana fans who love absurd conspiracy theories.
Nirvana and Kurt are great. Hole and Courtney are great. Kurt and Courtney loved each other. Kurt got depressed and killed himself. Courtney got depressed, and took loads of drugs. Everyone else gets depressed.
Cretin : Courtney killed Kurt Cobain! Because being famous must be soooo cool, and you wouldn't ever get unhappy or anything, so she must have done! GARGH! I want o kill her, because I am frustrated and stupid and really quite ugly and I'm doomed to grow up and live a really boring life and get smacked in the chops by some big fat hippo type thing!

What the fuck?