Constabled

To be given the wrong information.

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".

by GFYII June 5, 2009

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010

constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constable

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

by Pace the race November 20, 2011

comortable

adj. To be lacking in discretion; decency.

Those nudists are so comortable.

by Camlo October 13, 2007

Corkable

A standard of measurement used by guys to judge whether or not they would have sex with a woman. The word refers to a penis entering and plugging a vagina.

Guy #1: Hey man...check out that chick.
Guy #2: She looks corkable to me. I'm going to get her phone number.

by JoeyBomm October 3, 2022

jack constable

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.

person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?

by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019