Counselor

The lady who told you not to drink after chugging a shit ton of rum.
Todd: Damn that counselor is hippocryte.
by BarnumTa March 08, 2020
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guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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Camp Counselor Quote

“What if my sole purpose in life was to become a girl scout camp counselor so that I could get close to the little girls and do things to them.”
Bro, what you just said is almost as crazy as the camp counselor quote!
by Camp counselor 420 June 05, 2025
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