conunkles

N.
1. gumption
2. testicles

"It took some serious conunkles, but Frodo finally managed to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom."

"If you insult my friend again I will kick you in the conunkles. Hard. And in front of people."

by E-Row October 29, 2008

crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

Chunkles

This is a big fat, hobo resembling, beared person that turns up at your house and then refuses to leave until it is past midnight.

"Chunkles, please vacate my crib, it's 11:52."
"8 minutes yet."

by Stev III June 19, 2006

Crunkleberry

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat a Crunkleberry or two", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

chunkle

verb - manage or deal with (something) wrongly or ineffectively.

noun - a French uncle

Dan chunkled it today when he dropped all of the dry erase boards.

by MonkeyPorn July 13, 2007

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016