Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

cornholio

beavis's mexicana alter-ego, when he's on a sugar high. probably means "cornhole".

"i am cornholio, guardian of your bungholio".

by psybaba December 29, 2003

Cornholio

One who desires toilet paper for the bunghole

I. I am The almighty cornholio the blood shall run the streets of the non believers

by Oi bruv my crumpets March 27, 2021

cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

cornholio

Beavis being a dumbass. when he drinks or eats sugary things he turns into cornholio. he is the ruler of nicaragua.

i would not want my bungholio to get polio!

by iaintgay October 15, 2003

cornholio

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

cornholio

Alter-ego of Mexican President Vicente Fox. He often speaks through this personage when he needs to feel superior. Which is rather difficult, especially when your citizenry are willing to risk their lives in order to leave the country you're leading.

Once said by El Presidente Fox as the star of one of Tiajuana's infamous donkey-shows "You have awakened my bunghole!"

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005