cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

Corn Monkey

A Nebraska sports fan that is obsessed with either University of Nebraska sports or the College Baseball World Series. They often take being a Husker fan to the extreame by wearing corn hats and constantly talking about why Nebraska is better then other teams. They are frequently in denial about the state of Nebraska's football team. They may also adopt a random team for the College Baseball World Series in Omaha. They feel that Texans are an inferior race and that the Big 12 should be abolished.

Two corn monkeys sat behind me at last nights football game and talked the entire time about how Nebraska doesn't get enough respect in the Big 12.

by Glenden June 15, 2010

Corndonkey

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

by crackedactor May 20, 2010

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cockmonkey

A vulgar slang to describe an obnoxious and contemptible person

You are such a cockmonkey!

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023