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Cornelius

A child, usually under the age of twelve, who possesses qualities of Cornelian nature. Such qualities include a bowl haircut, horridly pale skin, ugly glasses, awkward posture, disgusting childlike habits, and the occasional doodoo that protrudes from the rear.
Tom, did you see that Cornelius skipping down that hill in his highwater cargo pants with a skidmark on the back eating a ring pop?

Look at the Cornelius over there with Oreo cookie crumbs around his mouth smiling at Prudence across the room?

Wow, you can see a perfect outline of that Cornelius' butt through his overalls ski pants.
by Eudipidus March 17, 2009
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Cornelius is typically rich,cute, and conceited. They don't really care about what people think. People Often Are Jealous towards them. Cornelius is a Tall Flurtstious person that Loves Sex But hates relationships.
Girl#1: Girl Who is that!
Girl#2: That's Cornelius Sexy ass.
Girl#1: PMO I want Him in my bed tonight.
by Drosekdman May 29, 2017
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He is a sexy beast. Will always be there for you. Is shy at first but likes the attention
Cornelius is nice
by Fortnite 0416 November 14, 2021
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A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
“Who is this guy over there? He looks hot“
This is Cornelius“
“I WANT HIM“
by Erara November 21, 2021
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I miss cornelius joy
by Geyl November 22, 2021
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A boy named Cornelius is usually very weird. They’re kind of weird and talk to way too many girls on Snapchat. So much so that everyone begins to think that they are fruity and homosexual. The easiest way to identify a Cornelius is by the amount of bitches they have, 0.
Look at that Cornelius over there! Absolutely zero bitches. L
by Mombanger69 April 26, 2022
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When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.
Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?
by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022
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