A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.
Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"
by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015
Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...
by Tiril May 29, 2020
Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.
by ado potato November 19, 2007
A beautiful man. Normally dates a chocolate man. Armando is not named that but is typically called that by many people. Extremely sarcastic, but nice once you meet them personally. Friends with many girls and called gay.
by TheRealist1031 January 17, 2018
A child, usually under the age of twelve, who possesses qualities of Cornelian nature. Such qualities include a bowl haircut, horridly pale skin, ugly glasses, awkward posture, disgusting childlike habits, and the occasional doodoo that protrudes from the rear.
Tom, did you see that Cornelius skipping down that hill in his highwater cargo pants with a skidmark on the back eating a ring pop?
Look at the Cornelius over there with Oreo cookie crumbs around his mouth smiling at Prudence across the room?
Wow, you can see a perfect outline of that Cornelius' butt through his overalls ski pants.
Look at the Cornelius over there with Oreo cookie crumbs around his mouth smiling at Prudence across the room?
Wow, you can see a perfect outline of that Cornelius' butt through his overalls ski pants.
by Eudipidus March 17, 2009
Cornelius is typically rich,cute, and conceited. They don't really care about what people think. People Often Are Jealous towards them. Cornelius is a Tall Flurtstious person that Loves Sex But hates relationships.
Girl#1: Girl Who is that!
Girl#2: That's Cornelius Sexy ass.
Girl#1: PMO I want Him in my bed tonight.
Girl#2: That's Cornelius Sexy ass.
Girl#1: PMO I want Him in my bed tonight.
by Drosekdman March 14, 2017
In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius
" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza December 12, 2015