corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009

corncobbled

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005

Corncobbing

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

CORNCOBBED

When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.

Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.

by JSideas February 15, 2019

Corncobbing

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.

1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."

by peripatetic June 23, 2006

corncobbed

to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.

Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...

by goatrenter August 11, 2012