corking

The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.

He's been corking for a week now, i'm sure he's toxic

by Trini Grasshopper February 29, 2008

Corkington

Corkington is related to that of the late artist, Angelini Corkingtonio, who during the early 17th was interested in the development of silly and goofy paintings of cats and vegetables. Corkington was his art style. Corkingtonio also started messing around with his neighbors during the late 17th when he was becoming decrepit, by throwing eggs that his chicken had just laid into his neighbor's house. Corkingtonio's last wish was that he wanted to be remembered as an artist and a prankster, and right before he died his final words were, "I have corked sufficiently."

One friend is talking to the another friend about Angelini Corkingtonio and then out of the blue, one friend will just start screaming and writhing "IM CORKING, IM CORKING, OMG, IM CORKING" then a second later, everything will be normal. A person who has just corked will have been the CORKINGTON of that situation, because they would have corked. However, there are some uses for corkington that are looked down upon in the community:
For example, if I would have started corking in church, I would be excommunicated from the Corkington community, and I would have been banned from all the Corkington meetings.

For example, if I would have started corking during a family gathering with my grandma there, it would have been taboo, however, if no grandparents were there, it would been socially acceptable to cork in front of my cousins and parents.

by Tommy Archibald Pigskin December 30, 2022

Corning

Corning's a shitty ass town located in Ny.

Wow,Corning really sucks dick.

by Junx88 07 October 13, 2007

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Corming

A term used to describe the orgasm achieved from fucking oneself anally with a husked cob of corn.

Oh god, I'm corming from fucking myself with this cob of corn.
I'm going to corm!

I cormed after fucking myself with a corn on the cob.

by Yestera April 15, 2022

coring

coring = going to the core
Essentially the opposite of mooning / going to the moon.
When an asset is doing exceptionally poorly and is metaphorically going to the Earth's core.
Can also be used to describe other things experiencing a decline or literally going to Earth's core.

I just bought Bitcoin at its peak, my entire portfolio is coring!

by p1cs March 29, 2023

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010